No Fumar
I've made such a fuss here in the office about people smoking that I'm now famous for it. People just think it's bad manners when you tell them to put their flaming death stick away because I don't want to see or smell it near me.
I just got back from lunch and someone left these great postcards on my desk. They've got a big no-smoking symbol and text which says in Spanish: "Don't accept being a passive smoker. Respect your rights. Royal Decree 192/1988". Very awesome.
I've been looking for the exact law against smoking in the workplace for a while. Now that I have it I'm going to be even more a pain in the ass. ;-) (Hey. I live here. I pay taxes here. Put the fucking cigarette out if you're in the office!)
-Russ